Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Top TipThis is a suggestion passed between desperate colleagues of mine so I can't vouch for it myself...
"When a little eye-candy would make your dull morning commute easier, open your copy of Metro (free travel paper) to the Business Pages. In an effort to engage readers they will try and put interesting photos in to illustrate the fairly dull material. These may be pop starlets when dicussing a takeover bid by a media company or underwear models when mentioning the share price of a fashion brand."
I don't know how regularly they use photos of ladies rather than inanimate objects, but apparently it's worth a look. If anyone can tell me what's in today's Metro I'd be interested to know!
Failing that, Nemi is a bit of a fox ;)
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:14,
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metroIt's a picture of Liz hurley alas not in her famously fwappable safety pin dress, but Liz Hurley nonetheless
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actually...Today in the 'last night's television' section, there was a pic of lots of women in the nip!
Unfortunately with Gok Wan's freakish face in the foreground, though :(
btw - anyone else think that Gok Wan was a woman? Was a bit shocked to find it's a "bloke"...
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Friday's MetroPage 11 has a fair pic.
For a gay guy, Gok gets rather excited over boobs. Maybe he's a lesbian?
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:41,
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