Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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water poisoning
On a climbing club trip to deepest darkest wales, we discovered to our horror that we had no alcohol left. So we drank supermarket Value Lager. With tabasco sauce. It was either that or the crusty bottle of pernod we found in a dusty cupboard.
Not sure whether you would get drunk on the value lager before you underwent hyperhydration...
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:33, 1 reply)
On a climbing club trip to deepest darkest wales, we discovered to our horror that we had no alcohol left. So we drank supermarket Value Lager. With tabasco sauce. It was either that or the crusty bottle of pernod we found in a dusty cupboard.
Not sure whether you would get drunk on the value lager before you underwent hyperhydration...
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:33, 1 reply)
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