Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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It would either be......The shots of "port" I bought in Goa which worked out at slightly more than 1p each (1993) (oooh...very ill)
...or, shots of a slightly different nature, the not terribly good dot matrix printouts I made of Danni Minogue on discovering her first run of nudie pics (If I still had them, the timestamp might indicate that this event occured sometime March 1996. About the 3rd, perhaps).
To give you youngsters some idea of timescales, this was prior to any sillicone enhancements.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:34, 2 replies)
no wayDanni got her new titties way prior to 1996.
I can epathise with the cheap shots though having purchased some bargain Indian "whisky" -industrial alcohol and whisky essence. Ooof!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:15, closed)
I defer to your knowledge of...The minogue mams, but then perhaps the pics were taken prior to my discovery of them on "The Information Superhighway". Proof's in the pics, I guess, as what appears to be (Cue ASCII art!) |.,.| is now (.)(.)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 23:05, closed)
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