Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Circle jerking, as the terminology goesThis QOTW is probably going to be 99% wanking stories, so allow me to add my own handful (sorry..), kicking off with one that did the rounds at my university in the mid 90's.
In the early hours of one morning a group of students stole down to the computer room in their halls of residence, with PCs arranged along the walls and monitors facing inward, logged in and opened a diverse selection of pornographic nutrition on every single one of the 30 or so screens.
They proceeded, so the story goes, to kneel in a circle in the middle of the room for a hearty thrap, entirely unaware of the CCTV recording every tug, while the hall security guards watched the low budget skin flick being relayed to them and pissed themselves laughing.
Of course, the students were pulled before the dean (again, sorry) who identified each and every one of them, from the log-in records and video, as they stood before him.
Apparently, as punishment, they were made to clean the room, which included doing the keyboards with toothbrushes...
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