Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I'm sorry tooA couple of years back I helped publish a weekly news letter, the original plan was to cover the events of our small village, cake bakings, fetes etc.
Sadly the editor went to see a popular film starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightley and absolutley hated it. With a passion i have never seen before.
He ordered us to change every single article in the newsletter to be about how utterly, utterly dreadful said film was. He even insisted on renaming the publication.
Only one issue was published before we all gave up and went our seperate ways.
So if anyone ever saw the "Dis Pirate Times"
Sorry
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Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:51,
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