Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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just short for the bus homeMany years ago, i had 9.98 in the bank and about 30p to my name. No banks open to go to the counter, and the minimum withdrawal from cash machine was 10 pounds.
Being a proud man, i elected not to go round asking for change off people so i could afford the bus home. Nor did i want the embarassment of delaying all the passengers on the bus filling out an advanced fair form for getting on without money.
So I walked.. the whole 20 miles home!
Length.. A few hours.
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