Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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If there was something to moan about...(like noise)..then knocking would be the last thing on her mind.
What I failed to properly mention in the post was that as I was 'building up speed', the bed was banging against the wall and squeaking violently. in my adolescent ignorance, however, I thought that the relevant noise would be confined to my bedroom when it was, in fact, reverberating around the house.
I learned a lot that day.
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