Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Pubs are great for freebies.
When skint, I'd go to our local on a Monday teatime, when they did free chip butties.
Buy 1/2 soda and black for 30p, and have a butty. Nick sachets of brown/red sauce, tartare, salad cream, and mustard. Found out where the massive loo rolls were kept, straight under the coat. Vinegar, salt, pepper.
Few glasses and ash trays.
30p, not bad when fucking strapped.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:24, Reply)
When skint, I'd go to our local on a Monday teatime, when they did free chip butties.
Buy 1/2 soda and black for 30p, and have a butty. Nick sachets of brown/red sauce, tartare, salad cream, and mustard. Found out where the massive loo rolls were kept, straight under the coat. Vinegar, salt, pepper.
Few glasses and ash trays.
30p, not bad when fucking strapped.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:24, Reply)
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