
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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My ...err... friend got an extremely large marrow from an elderly neighbour who grew them on his council allotment.
Not knowing how to cook the thing, it came to a horrible spoodgy end.
So I heard.
Yes.
My friend.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:40, Reply)
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