Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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A work's DoTaken up North, put in a nice hotel with a coach coming to pick us up to take us to Leeds Armories for a night of free booze and gambling. Nice. So a few of us chaps had a few bevvies in the bar whilst waiting for said coach. Now I have a half pint bladder, but no fear thought I, the journey is only 20 mins away and there's a toilet on the bus.
Bus driver got lost, and refused to open the toilets or pull over. So a battle of wills ensued between about 4 of us. The first man to break managed to fill 2 500ml cans with piss. I managed one myself, could have done more but saved that for later. Between the 4 of us we filled 6 cans. Hour and a bit later we got to the venue where we deposited said cans by the side of the road and went in.
Several hours later we staggered out to witness a tramp sat near said spot supping out of one of said cans and lining up the others for a sesh.
Mind you, he probably got quite pissed off them. Ah ha.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 19:36, Reply)
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