Rostrum of 'desperate for weed' stories.
When I've not had any, I have, in increasing order of desperation ...

1. Scraped out my weed tin atom for atom
2. Taken butts and recycled them into a new joint. Very harsh smoke but often gives results
3. Taken apart my keyboard and tapped it out. This gives a fine yield 2-3 times a year
4. Taped a wad of toilet tissue to a vacuum cleaner and run it around near the table where I skin up. The high is often lost in your own shame
5. Cruised round a neighbourhood where I've heard 'there are a lot of dealers.' I lost my nerve after about twenty minutes
6. Smoked ground nutmeg.

In case you're wondering, ground nutmeg did give me a slight buzz, but the horrible acrid smoke was too much of a penalty.
(CerberaSpeedTwelve, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 21:08, 4 replies)

As
a skint festie goer in the 80s, I found the remains of fires from the night before yielded uber results. Bits of hash, lighters, money, all sorts. Lumps of shitty soapbar mainly though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:21, closed)

Nutmeg is a hallucinogen in sufficient quantities
and can be eaten to get the same effect.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:26, closed)

Talking of desperate drug taking
I once scanned and printed off both sides of a tenner and pritt-sticked them together and fooled a paranoid dealer with it. It was a really cheap Canon printer and was running low on ink, but it worked. I still, to this day, wish I would've used a twenty instead.

I was desperate and he was my only source. It was a very short-term solution.
( CTU_Bauer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:43, closed)

Get a credit card pipe
and smoke nothing but pure in it.

Every time you have a sess on the pipe use 1-2 rizlas to carefully clean it up afterwards. When out of gear. make rollys from your gathered rizla and be happy(ish)
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:29, closed)