Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Desperate?! Don't talk to me about desperate!So the other day daddy came and told me that I can't have both jag and the merc! How is a girl to live without even 2 cars?!
He's also telling me that I might have to give up Precious the horse because he can't afford to keep 5 of them at once. The arse, he just doesn't get me or my music.
The length chafes but the girth leaves a minty freshness.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 21:56, Reply)
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