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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I chortled at this until
"Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say your
testicles are swinging?

-yes. they jiggle my balls and make them swing"

Then I couldn't breath for a full minute. I still can't read it without laughing, even now.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:23, Reply)

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