Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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more beansmy friends cousin was camping one time and had left some beans out side her tent open the night before. she woke up hungry, and stuck her hand out of the tent to grab the beans and someone had shat in her tin, and she put her hand right in it!
i have major problems with the train of thought that led to this.
eating beans
eaing cold beans
eating stuff that been left open outside a tent all night.
and then there's putting your hand in shite.
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