Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
« Go Back
Nothing more desperate to a teenage smokerThan rolling tabs out of a4 paper (cut to size) and pipe tobacco.
It's an “interesting” flavour to say the least. It also lines the mouth with a 1 mm coating of brown ming.
Also. Socks are an ideal replacement for those "no toilet roll" moments that you find yourself in, in Ikea toilets.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:01, Reply)
« Go Back