Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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there are builders in my office
drilling things. And they test the fire alarms on Friday mornings. And my keyboard really doesn't make a good pillow. But that extra pint was so tempting. Hence this morning I was super dedicated and came into work early. Nothing to do with it being cold, the middle of the night and my office being so much closer than home. Not at all. *collapses into heap and recommences snoring*
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:43, Reply)
drilling things. And they test the fire alarms on Friday mornings. And my keyboard really doesn't make a good pillow. But that extra pint was so tempting. Hence this morning I was super dedicated and came into work early. Nothing to do with it being cold, the middle of the night and my office being so much closer than home. Not at all. *collapses into heap and recommences snoring*
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:43, Reply)
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