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Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."

Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.

What's disappointed you lot?
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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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eating minge
Being on an almost 10 year diet of internet porn I looked forward to my first night of sex. The knobbing looked great but what i really wanted to do is lick some minge. I mean the films make it look so great... the moans and the smiles and so on and so on....
I make my move (insert few min of fumbling) only to find that my "holy grail" was covered in hair, smelt odd and tasted like wee. "I'll get used to it i think" but after alittle while longer I think "well at least she is enjoying it" only to gaze up and notice that she finds it tickles more that gives pleasure. I found the only woman in the world who dosnt like someone munching her bever! flip (first post! woo)
(snarf81, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:44, 6 replies)
The fact
that she wasn't getting turned on doesn't mean that she didn't enjoy the pleasures of cunnilingus, It may well have had a lot more to do with you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:49, closed)
"smelt odd and tasted like wee"
Disco minge

They don't all do that... Trust me it can be very rewarding when you're comfortable with what you're doing. If she needs to jump under the shower beforehand then it's a fair chance that you do too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)
Top Tip...not on technique or anything...

Just don't use your mum's camcorder to record yourself chuff-munching a nubile and firm young beauty (who hugely enjoyed herself in the process) then forget about it, not wipe the tape and give the camcorder back to your mum.

Not that it happened to me or anything...I'm just saying that's all.

Congrats on your B3ta cherry pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:06, closed)
in response to pooflake
This is why that is good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:09, closed)
JayHay
I am so glad that was a proper link. I don't think I can take any more of this
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:20, closed)
I like doing it
in fact, I had to prove to my girlfriend that it's worth doing, she swore she'd always found it shit.

Ha, that showed her
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 6:34, closed)

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