My Biggest Disappointment
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Beards
Why, when I have brown hair, is my beard borderline ginger, godammit?
Stupid stupid recessive-gene follicles.
Still, I think it looks good.
Length? You could shelter a vole under it.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:50, 10 replies)
Why, when I have brown hair, is my beard borderline ginger, godammit?
Stupid stupid recessive-gene follicles.
Still, I think it looks good.
Length? You could shelter a vole under it.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:50, 10 replies)
at least you have one
the most I can manage is a lop-sided goatee.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:23, closed)
the most I can manage is a lop-sided goatee.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:23, closed)
Ditto
except my hair is BLACK. A couple of days growth and I have a Columbian drug barons goatee, go 3 or 4 days and the ginger starts peeking through, a week and that's it - I'M A FUCKIN' GINGER!
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:45, closed)
except my hair is BLACK. A couple of days growth and I have a Columbian drug barons goatee, go 3 or 4 days and the ginger starts peeking through, a week and that's it - I'M A FUCKIN' GINGER!
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:45, closed)
Me too
ginger dad - I have black hair with an increasing amount of grey flecks. That's right, ladies. Grey!
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:00, closed)
ginger dad - I have black hair with an increasing amount of grey flecks. That's right, ladies. Grey!
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:00, closed)
My facial hair's great
I'll shave, and I'll be practically without stubble for a couple of days.
If I leave it a week, it gets to about 5mm long.
And stops there. My last shave was on the 23rd May, and it's still not grown noticeably.
I hate the hairless patches under my chin, though. And the way the right-hand side is thicker than the left.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:28, closed)
I'll shave, and I'll be practically without stubble for a couple of days.
If I leave it a week, it gets to about 5mm long.
And stops there. My last shave was on the 23rd May, and it's still not grown noticeably.
I hate the hairless patches under my chin, though. And the way the right-hand side is thicker than the left.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:28, closed)
Hurrumph
Quite frankly I am now old and lazy
Fuck spending the best part of 15 minutes every morning poncing around with a razor and usually discombobulating parts of my fizzog, followed by pouring neat alcohol posing as aftershave into the gaping wounds!
I have been growing the full Brian Blessed for a couple of years now and it is blissfull.
I plan to retire soon, collecting nesting birds in my "Brian" and shouting at the TV.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:38, closed)
Quite frankly I am now old and lazy
Fuck spending the best part of 15 minutes every morning poncing around with a razor and usually discombobulating parts of my fizzog, followed by pouring neat alcohol posing as aftershave into the gaping wounds!
I have been growing the full Brian Blessed for a couple of years now and it is blissfull.
I plan to retire soon, collecting nesting birds in my "Brian" and shouting at the TV.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:38, closed)
yup
same porblem. mum has brown hair, dads was black, mines brown, my goatee is ginger. ffs.
( , Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:43, closed)
same porblem. mum has brown hair, dads was black, mines brown, my goatee is ginger. ffs.
( , Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:43, closed)
Ginga and proud!
Not only is my beard ginger, my hair is, my eyebrows are, and yes by all the gods I have the gingeriest pubes in the known world.
We are not intimidated by your fear of us, we know we are the ginga army, and we _will_ destroy you.
At night, so we don't get sunburn.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)
Not only is my beard ginger, my hair is, my eyebrows are, and yes by all the gods I have the gingeriest pubes in the known world.
We are not intimidated by your fear of us, we know we are the ginga army, and we _will_ destroy you.
At night, so we don't get sunburn.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)
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