Kissing.
Not my thing. Know why? I'm completely asexual.
It didn't help that it was also my socially awkward and momentarily desperate best friend. Aged about, oh, fifteen, at a botched slumber party. Haven't done a thing since then, by sheer physical revulsion at the thought.
Thanks a lot. Put me off sex for life. Some day, I'll be sitting in a nice leather chair at my therapist's office and cursing your name.

The human tongue is a revolting thing. There is a very small, gristly piece of meat in my mouth. I'm not going to make appreciative noises and fall swooning in your arms.
Didn't even have the good luck to magically become a stylish, sexy lesbian afterward. Damn.
Sound pitiful? Yeah. It is.
(Anvilicious, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:10, 3 replies)

To be fair, I don't like someone else's tongue in my mouth either.

( Bats, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:29, closed)

Hmmm
interesting.. your one of lots of people I know who have said this... but not all kissing involves tongues... find someone you are infactuated with.. and then at that point you really don't care what they do.... and if you get to know them point out to them that your not into the tongue thing..
(nothing-is-forever ...What happens in Hull, stays in Hull..., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

As a general rule
when kissing teh laydeez I always wait for a cameo from their tongue first.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:32, closed)