My flatmate
Hailing from somewhere in Eastern Europe (I don't know where exactly as we've spoken three times in the 3 months I've lived here), she really does have an aversion to being housetrained.

Since our last flatmate moved out last month, she leaves dirty plates and pots out for weeks on end causing a lovely fly infestation. I counted 42 full grown flies buzzing round her plates a couple of weeks ago. When I open the window to get rid of them she comes home and closes it - presumably to keep the heat in as it's ridiculously humid in here and has been for the last two months.

I purchased one of those sort-out-a-family with-the-most-godawful-diarrhoea multipacks of toilet roll when I moved in and has since depleted. Last month when it ran out I bought some more and left it in the bathroom. Since then that has all now gone and she has not replaced it once. So I now keep rolls of toilet roll in my room for me to take with me when I feel the urge - petty maybe, but why the fuck should I buy toilet roll for someone else? So today I go into the bathroom and there's a wad of newspaper in there. FUCKING NEWSPAPER. Obviously it wont flush and there's no way in hell I'm going near it, so I wait 10 minutes til she gets back and ask her politely (while seething inwardly) to not put newspaper down the toilet and she just looks blankly and then says "Oh there was no toilet roll in there". So fucking buy some then you stupid feculant cunt, is what I'd have loved to say. Instead I stomped off back to my room while she spent 10 minutes squealing as she fished it out of the toilet...and then left it on top of the kitchen bin.

There's plenty of other little things like she never buys washing up liquid or cleans the kitchen/bathroom, but those are my main disappointments right now.

Nb. The two other times we spoke was me introducing myself after a couple of weeks and her looking very unimpressed and me letting her know she'd left her engagement ring in the bathroom at which she grunted at me. Next time I'm flushing it.

Cunt.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, 10 replies)

Kaol needed
Pay him to knife the fucker to death, or almost.
*Hates dirty eastern europeans, especially the ones at the canteen in the Mail centre I frequent (but never eat in, as I saw the chef picking her nose once whilst cooking- over the pot)*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:47, closed)

I have nothing against most Eastern Europeans
as I've worked with a lot of them and on the whole they're lovely people. Just this cunt.

If I knew I wasn't going to get in trouble I'd happily do a little knife waving with my samurai swords, but it's not worth it.

Thing is, I'm the biggest slob there is - Bert can attest to this as he's seen where I live - except for the kitchen and bathroom areas as they're shared and those food safety ads put the fear of god into me, so I like to cook in a clean kitchen. I really don't get why she doesn't have consideration for others as she's lived here for about 7 years, so it's not like it's her first time away from home.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:56, closed)

That come out wrong
I meant I hate eastern europeans who are dirty- the ones who do what I said (picking noses over food, never washing hands, etc), and the normal, run-of-the-mill ones are ok by me. Sorry for any misunderstanding, I am NOT a xenophobe or racist.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:12, closed)

Sounds all too familiar
I shared a house for four years with various people. The toilet roll situation is very familiar to me. I got fed up of being the only one to buy toilet roll, while everyone else used mine - so I resorted to having to take the roll with me to the bathroom every time I needed to go.

Bloody selfish people.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:33, closed)

No misunderstanding at all Belmsford
I have nothing against most of them either, just the ones who are cunts.

I'd be rubbish at being racist as while I feel intense loathing towards certain people of a different ethnicity than my own, it's because they are complete fuckers, nothing to do with race. I'd never tear apart a complete ethnic group because I'd encountered some people who decided to act like twats.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:13, closed)

Sounds familiar.
I am also the only one in my house acquainted with the hoover- one of my flatmates asked after two years of living here how it worked. I also can't remember the last time any of them removed their washing from the dryer- I used to fold it up but now I just leave it on the floor as the dog likes to clean her face on it after she's eaten. Trouble is, I know they don't care- one of them goes to Edinburgh every year for the festival, and he will live in absolute squalor and not mind it. So if I don't do it, no one will.

Grr.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 14:50, closed)

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"we've spoken three times in the 3 months I've lived here"

Perhaps the fourth time you speak to her, you can tell her how she's expected to take care of the house and buy her own stuff and generally not be such a cunt. Perhaps she's just been used to other people looking after her or not minding that they're the only ones buying toilet-paper and stuff. Sometimes, communication does work, but that's not guaranteed.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:18, closed)

Polish?
If she's Polish, I can teach you a few Polish swearwords.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:19, closed)

When I was at uni one of my housemate's was a bit like that
He was a nice bloke (we're still mates) but he never washed up and it got to the stage that we ended up each having our own plate, mug, cutlery etc. and no-one else was allowed to use them.

He still never did any washing up and would leave his dirty plate on the side for weeks at a time. After a night out when he wasn't there for some reason, me and my other housemates washed his stuff up. Then we put it all in the bath and took turns pissing on it. Seemed to do the trick.
(Milo Minderbinder, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:29, closed)