when i was about 18
i was working in an estate agency up in manchester. i was dying to get my hands on the boss' shiny beautiful new jaguar sportscar.

but it wasn't for the likes of junior viewings scum like me. we fought over the sporty fiesta as opposed to the shit rover. but i've always loved nice cars, and every morning i'd sigh over that shiny piece of fast machinery.

and then one day i got to drive it! we had a lady who was looking to rent 3 flats to film in for the bbc and the boss thought i should take her in the shag-uar. i was loving it. i nearly creamed myself as i backed it oh so carefully out of the carpark and drove it round to the main road.

the lady had brought her little girl, who was about 8. the little girl wanted her mother to sit in the back with her, so i felt like a complete chauffeur. and as i took the roof down, the little girl beamed.

"i like this car," she said.

i felt proud. i put my foot down a bit and wind whistled over our heads.

"it's like daddy's, isn't it?" the little girl chattered on. bless, how sweet.

"not really dear," her mother said with a laugh. "daddy's is a handmade aston martin. these are just made in a factory somewhere."

well, that pissed on my chips!

still like the jags, but can now see the woman had a point, albeit a stupid stuck up one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:08, 4 replies)

lol
Jesus what a ballbag. What a way to bring up your child.



/jealous
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:16, closed)

*click*
for "that pissed on my chips"

excellent turn of phrase
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:49, closed)

I feel
there was a distinct lack of references to either breasts or mimsys in this post.

Still made me chuckle though.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 19:11, closed)

and the reason I'm stuck doing the jobs I do...
is because I would've braked my arse off and swerved to the side of the road and told the snobby bitch to get out and walk if she didn't like it.
(keyboardman, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:12, closed)