my recent ex
gave off the vibe of some sort of super fantastic sex goddess sent from above to show us mortals how it's really done.
in reality, she was akward, boring and never cut her nails. not once.
i was both highy unimpressed and in pain from this discovery.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 7:46, 5 replies)

Ouch.
There are places nails should not go. The amount of manicures I've given to guys and girls, I should start a bloody salon.

Incidentally, the undersides of nails contain massive amounts of bacteria and are a leading cause of certain types of infection. Early morning thoughts for you...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:31, closed)

well
i'm in australia, so it's a pleasant evening thought!
oh wait, i meant cringe-inducing terrors. ha.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:49, closed)

Does she not know the rules
about lesbian fingers?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)

You mean...
Big fingers = Well hung?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:15, closed)

that rule i do not believe in.
it's not the size, it's how you use it, etc etc.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:10, closed)