Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
null points for 'This QOTW'
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Last week, I was incredibly excited to read the Evening Standard's latest headline, emblazoned on every news stand around London.
It read: "John Leslie Sex Quiz"
I went to Toys 'R Us, traipsed down Oxford Street, and even rang up Waddingtons - nothing!
Maybe it'll be out for Christmas.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:31, 5 replies)
he was described as 'extremely normal'
this person is a scottish tv news reader
i am also told the swedish weather bint who has in no way turned out to be a bitter old slapper was upset not that she had shagged against her will - but that when doing her from behind he ...
"switched lanes without indicating"
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:41, closed)
erm... no
*goes to check newsletter*
edit: this week's newsletter? I've been away. Not read it yet.
edit edit: ooooh yeah, I see what you mean. Great minds and that...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:42, closed)
I was even more disappointed when I saw 'John Leslie Rape Quiz'. I mean, I'm pretty damn good at Trivial Pursuit, but I don't stand a chance.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:42, closed)
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