DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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Hair & nail technicians called "Vicky"Normally I harbour a distinct aversion to the stereotypical crimpers and nail painters.
However, the woman who used to come round and cut my hair was gorgeous - long wavy black hair, curves in the right places and enough life experience to make great conversation. Many a happy hour was spent with her snipping away and my head resting on her lovely funbags.
She was also a friend of my brothers. One night over drinks I asked him why they never got together. Turned out that she'd once seduced him (!) and he was too shy to ask her out properly afterward.
Trevor, if you're reading this: You twat!
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