
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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who got a job at Scotland Yard, but failed to catch any criminals?
...that was a real D.I. Wie disaster.
I know, I know, and I'm not ashamed neither.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:50, 4 replies)

It's the worst ones that are the best ...or something.
There's nothing wrong with my rump! It's smoother than a chav baby's flick-knife.
Will post pictures soon.
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I said that I would yesterday. But when I got home last night I forgot to take classy, sophisticated and flattering pictures of my posterior, so I may have to sneak off to the bogs for a quick photo session.
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