DIY disasters
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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@ CHCB
Good point. I perform intimate topiary to "keep it neat", otherwise it would be down to my knees. However, one drunken evening, inspired by a Frankie film, I decided to go the whole hog and shave the lot off.
Not a good look. Possibly do-able before one has given birth - definitely not after. Yak. It also looked inappropriately pre-pubescent, which was especially icky. Is that the idea? Eeeeough. Nasty. Yak again.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:05, Reply)
Good point. I perform intimate topiary to "keep it neat", otherwise it would be down to my knees. However, one drunken evening, inspired by a Frankie film, I decided to go the whole hog and shave the lot off.
Not a good look. Possibly do-able before one has given birth - definitely not after. Yak. It also looked inappropriately pre-pubescent, which was especially icky. Is that the idea? Eeeeough. Nasty. Yak again.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:05, Reply)
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