Stone the Crow!
A few years back a friend had a 21st birthday that co-incided with Halloween. So he decided to have a fancy dress themed party in the Mabbs Cross club in my home town of Wigan
I went as the Crow and we all had a good time in the private function room that his 21st was held in. At 12AM we headed into the club that is attached to the place. Now this club is frequented with some right chavtastic people and they really couldn't figure out that it was Halloween and we were in fancy dress.
The list of things that happened were as followed.....one girl wanted me to go out with her mate as she 'loves them goths!'. A few lads threatened to kick my head in because 'They don't like my types in their club'. And we did a quick exit when my missus was topping my black lipstick up and the whole club looked like it was going to lynch us. I love chavs me. :)
Also when we got the photos back I realised I wasn't quite as Brandon Lee-esque as I thought I was and I'd actually come across as a slightly overweight Alice Cooper. Lovely.

When I was younger I went to a fancy dress party at a club I was a member of dressed as the Karate Kid. Well, I say Karate Kid. I actually had my pyjamas on because they had some japanese symbols on (you know the type with the flap in the front of the trousers) and being young I didn't think to wear underwear so my knob kept coming out (I could have used this for the perv story last week). And a length of plaster of paris bandage wrapped around my head with some blue pen on for his bandana. Lovely, the sweat caused the plaster of paris to stick to my head and hair and itched to buggery.

One halloween as a kid I went trick or treating as a ninja. When I say ninja, I mean I had a balaclava and a pool cue. Funnily enough lots of money got handed over that night.
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 11:53, Reply)