This is terrible, I know.
When I was 14 or so I noticed a small white lump on my junk while participating in "extracurricular activities."

As no 14 year old will ever willingly go to the doctor for a dick problem, I decided it was up to me to fix it.

I had no real tools, except for a miniature souvenir samurai sword my dad had brought back from Japan, so that was what I used.

15 minutes or so of poking and wriggling, and the thing was out. It was a little white disk that felt like cartilage. I threw it away and got on with my life.

10 years later or so, it happened again. This time I went to a doctor like a sensible person, where she told me it was excess calcium and nothing to worry about. Even so, it was pretty dumb of me not to go to a doctor the first time.
(raulduke, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:01, 2 replies)

You may be interested to learn that while what you had may be what is known as a 'penis pearl', men in certain cultures deliberately insert real pearls under the skin of the penis.
For example, apparently the Yakuza do it.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:33, closed)

That is quite interesting
And it makes it quite appropriate that I removed it with a samurai sword.
(raulduke, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:19, closed)