DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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Another gumboil story/dental abscess storyMy brother had a huge festering lump on his gum, which I assume was a dental abscess under a tooth.
I'm not sure why he didn't see a dentist, but his method was quick enough.
Mad with pain, he grabbed a dart - an old-fashioned, blunt, brass pub-type dart - out of the family dartboard, looked in the mirror, bared his teeth and stuck the dart into the lump in his gum.
Pus and blood exploded everywhere. Bro says the relief was immediate, but messy.
Dunno how he avoided a nasty infection but he did and all was well.
(, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:01, 2 replies)
I bet it tasted rankessentially bursting a massive zit into your mouth.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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Yes, he said it didbut he didn't care!
(, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:14, closed)
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