Blessings of alcohol, chapter 1247
Some 15 years ago i spent an afternoon at the lido. A very slightly scruffy one. That same evening, something started itching between two toes of my left foot. The colour changed in a beautiful way, but the itching started to annoy. By next morning, the experience was enhanced by the skin drooling some liquid. (Didn't hurt, though.) Oh, and it stank unlike anything my feet ever produced.
This was clearly a new surgery project! First attempt: Pour some grain alcohol over it. This made me sing and dance for a few minutes, but it felt good afterwards in a way an emptied bladder feels well.
After repeating this a dozen times over three days, everything looked, felt and smelled fine! Alcohol made my day (externally applied). Yay!
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