DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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WartsSeeing as the tone for this QOTW seems to revolve around warts, here is my contribution.
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My dad, back in the day, had a horrific wart on his knuckle which wouldn't budge. Freezing, burning, wartner, he had tried it all.
Bearing in mind this is someone who super-glues his teeth back in when they fall out, you can imaginee the sort of DIY methods he tried to get rid of the blighter.
Anyway, after several methods, he accepted that he would not be rid of the thing and just carried on with life as normal.
This saw us visiting the zoo one day and seeing all sorts of exotic creatures as you would expect at a zoo (especially some of the visitors!) but it was the ostrich enclosure that was the most memorable.
Ostriches (ostrichi, maybe?) as I'm sure you know are known as being a bunch of bastards in the animal kingdom. Everyone can recall TV reporters being snapped at by these feathered, flightless yobs, and it was on this zoo visit that one took a liking to my dad (and to his wart in particular) and decided to nip at it, taking a chunk out of my dad's knuckle *warts and all*.
So yes, if you're struggling to get rid of a wart, take a visit to the ostrich enclosure for guaranteed results.
*Awaits potential law-suit from Wartner, Bazuka et al*
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
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