DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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ToesI don't remember how any more, but when I was a teenager I'd done something to my foot and 2 toes were hurting and sticking up at an odd angle - I assumed I'd dislocated them somehow. After hobbling around for a couple of days and refusing to go to the doctor for something so trivial as toes, I decided to have a go at putting them back. Pushing gently on the joint didn't work. Pulling my toes hurt like anything, but did at least seem to get them in the right place. So I pulled them straight as far as I could, then stamped down on my foot with the other foot (all this required me to hunch over as if attempting auto-fellatio).
When I woke up I was crumpled in a heap on the floor, but my toes were back in their normal position. Over the next few days they turned black, then purple, then blue, then back to toe-colour, and as of today they still haven't fallen off, so I must have done something right.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)
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