DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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That's a lovely storybut I can't help thinking that you deserve to fall over one day, incapacitated, and have your eyes pecked out by sparrows. And pigeons.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:20, 1 reply)
Then be pissed uponby a labrador.
No wonder the UK largely banned gun ownership. If the rest are like you then no one should be allowed to possess anything more lethal than an order of chips.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:11, closed)
I've been pissed upon by a labradorNot as pleasant an experience as you suggest.
I have also had a few opportunities to fire an air rifle. Shooting targets, cans and the like is good fun. Snuffing the life out of animals for the hell of it is a bit prince harry for me.....
Edit: If there was a god I would roundly thank him that the UK is largely gun-free. Loads less guns = loads less gun crime. Fact. Mind you, you should see the damage some people can do with a sharpened portion of chips (freedom fries)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:28, closed)
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