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Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"

Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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Yates wine lodge in <insert name of any town with a Yates wine lodge here>

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:23, 7 replies)
Strange but true
I must have been in four or five of these and they were all dodgy as fuck.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:25, closed)
The Yateses where I grew up was probably the least dodgy pub.
Although that's like being the least fat Samoan or the least ugly Cornish woman.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:55, closed)
I've drunk in worse places than Yateses. But all Yateses in which I've drunk seemed to think your average night down the pub ends with a twenty-man brawl spilling out onto the pavement to the sound of breaking glass at half past ten.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:05, closed)
... wait ... how else is it supposed to finish?

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:09, closed)

Kebab grease burns to the throat, a couple of crafty under-the-counter cans from your local Food & Wine and an hour spent staring at your ex's Facebook page in a combination of anger, lust and sorrow.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:16, closed)
Their wine was also particularly shit
for somewhere claiming to be a lodge specifically for the purpose.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:42, closed)

"Lodge", from the Old English "loᵹeþ", or "clueless chav buffoons"
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:27, closed)

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