Dodgy boozersJust a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
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chthonic, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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How do you coyly ask for a fight? Tell us that BIG NOSE!(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:38,
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Hi. *shuffle shuffle stare at floor*I ummmm I saw you at the bar and *glance from under eyebrows kick back of heels* I just sort of ummmm you know ... wondered if you might like to step outside ... I mean ... just say no if you don't. It's no trouble.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:41,
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I usually get my mate to go over and ask people for fights for me.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:44,
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You're not far off, actually.It really was more of a polite enquiry than anything - sort of "Would you mind? I'd be most obliged" - quite surreal.
Since he was six foot a billion, built like a tractor and facially scarred, I turned down the offer.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 11:41,
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You're not so bad yourself, conk face.Where are you two from anyway?
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:52,
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