" but to really appreciate the true racist redneck wonderland of australia, you've got to go bush"
Really? I've met more than enough of them in the UK. Always banging on about how great 'straylya is. But NEVER fucking off back there.*

EDIT: Had to search for the quote from an ex-housemates' rooshagger here: "Yeah man, the problem with them abos is they don't WANT to work, they'd rather sit around all day getting fucked up. It's people like me built Strailya." This quote from a colonial sat in an apartment in Glasgow who worked (VERY) part time in a pub, paying NO rent and was at time of quote sat on the sofa in his pants, drunk, smoking a spliff and playing Metal Gear Solid at around one in the afternoon.

*See also: The fucking Micks. One of the many, many fights I had with a self-proclaimed spud-wog who was born in the SAME FUCKING TOWN as me started like this:
Spudwog Macshouty (In a crap Oirish accent that he was only trying on because he'd seen The fucking Commitments the night before on the telly) Oi'm NOT fucking WELSH! Moi ma was fram Caark an moi Da's fram Dublin!
Me: Yeah, but you were born RIGHT FUCKING HERE in Wales you twat.
Him: I could have been born in a barn, but that wouldn't make me a cow now, would it?
Me: So, what you're saying is that if your PARENTS had been born in barns that WOULD make you a cow. You fucking SPACCA!.
Him: *THUMP!*
I'd like to be all Honda Accord and supermodels here, but on that occasion he beat the shit out of me.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 4:09, 3 replies)

Click for the geneology lesson.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:11, closed)

I didn't know you were Welsh stuj
I'm so sorry
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:35, closed)

's alright The LOVELY 2 Can.
I had enough brains to leave the fucking place.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:34, closed)

Do Spud-wogs get their own special section of the pub?
( Ken Oath, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:15, closed)