It's a great shame the Aboriginal tribes didn't go berserk and drive the First Fleet back into the sea, under a hail of spears and rocks, back in 1788.

We wouldn't have inherited a bastardised version of the sneering superior English attitude towards every other race. Intolerance writ large. Have a look in the mirror.

We wouldn't have a grossly unfair legal system based around the notion that "colonial" Australia was "Terra Nullius", a lush empty country of huge natural resources, proclaimed in 1770 by the English, with no "intelligent life-forms", a legal notion held dear until 1992 for fuck's sake.

We also wouldn't have black pudding, which would be a shame, as I'm rather partial to black pudding, but it must always be served in a separate room to white bread, lest it pollute the purity of the grain.
( Ken Oath, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:00, 3 replies)

Upset^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:58, closed)

No, THIS is a knife!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:18, closed)

You bread and sausage racist.
Go and tell bratwurst on wholemeal to fuck off back to bongoland.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:32, closed)

Look, all I'm saying is nobody FORCED your ancestors to become criminals.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:38, closed)

And again, replies really should be able to win.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:33, closed)