Oh god.
You're one of these dreadful people that the nice Mr Cameron warned us about, aren't you? My taxes are paying for you to trundle down to the bingo and fill your flab chariot with salt and vinegar crisps.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:51, 2 replies)

crisps are nasty
and i haven't been to bingo since i realised it was a complete waste of money.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:53, closed)

Have a rice cake,
and check out my new on-line roulette wheel.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:58, closed)

Best chat-up line ever.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:03, closed)

hahahahaha!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:05, closed)

Pffft
I like the term 'flab chariot' and shall steal it forthwith.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:14, closed)

ditto

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:16, closed)

How would I go about saying your nym
if I ever wanted to refer to you in real life?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:38, closed)

I imagine it would be a series of indrawn breaths and conspiritorial looks
As though you were about to say something as an aside but could never quite get the words out.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:18, closed)

hahahaha

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:23, closed)