As a naive 17 year old
I worked in a hospital as a porter, and wasn't allowed to do heavy work like pushing dinner trollies around ('girls can't do that!'), so I used to cover the male porters desk duties whilst they pushed trollies.

Consequently, I asked my boss if he'd still like me on the desk at 4pm. Which prompted much hilarity.

What was even worse was that I didn't get the innuendo until about a week later, and ended up going a very very deep red as it slowly dawned on me midway through delivering a bag of blood to ITU.
( ascorbate, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:35, 5 replies)

So your story is
..wait..what's your story?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:46, closed)

"I'm blonde"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:08, closed)

Stop playing
the race card.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:11, closed)

Sounds like a thigh slappingly funny place.



*Damn clicked like, how can I unclick.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:51, closed)

Episode 1 of "Rejected Porn Scripts".
Episode 2: I once spent several minutes rubbing the leather clad thighs of an attractive department manager, whilst her fiancee looked on in confusion. This did not lead to sex. Well, maybe for them, but I'd gone home, by then.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:58, closed)