Did you die horribly in a fire?
If you died horribly in a fire then that was probably the naughtier of the two. Hope this helps.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:26, 2 replies)

to way check to see if you are on fire or have be burned horrbly by fire is
A) look for leaping flames and a smell of cooked chicken
B) look for large areas covered with cling film or dressings and also by looking in to the mirror to ascertain how much face you have left
note that if you are suffering a temporary case of permanent blindness you could try using your hands to feel if there is any damage if however you have stumps left then simply ask a person not revolted by melted faces for there opinion
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:33, closed)

He worked in the Glass Tower AICMFP*
*Not really it was fictional.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:00, closed)