I'm going to say that the guy was fired for sexual misconduct.
and made up the story about the Captain crashing to cover his arse.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:17, 2 replies)

Call me Mr Judgemental, but if you're calling someone Creepy then it's likely he was being a bit iffy here I'd suggest.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:20, closed)

he's not a bad bloke, really
he's just very thin and extremely quiet, so comes across as a bit creepy.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:32, closed)

^^^^
Sounds like AB.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:07, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:25, closed)

trust me
if he was going to get fired for sexual misconduct, he'd have lost his job at mcdonald's years ago. he tries it on with practically any female he can, on the basis that one of them is bound to say yes eventually.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:33, closed)

You describe him as your ex,
so I guess his tactic must pay off sometimes...
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:48, closed)

what can i say?
he made me laugh and could roll a decent joint
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:50, closed)