*something about invading Iraq*
*something about News Of The World*

*something about The Office*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:38, 11 replies)

Vagabond
You Ok there man?

Talk to me blood.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:44, closed)

^^^^^^
This.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:44, closed)

No, I'm not really.
I've just returned from my friend's stag weekend.

I'm not sure I'm ever going to be quite the same again.

Needless to say, I'm feeling pretty resentful of having to be at work.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:50, closed)

Couldn't you just do the old
explosive diarrhoea day off work blag?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:01, closed)

Nah, not really. See - it was my team-mate's stag do.
He's booked today off, and my boss knew I was going to it.

So I'm just sitting really low in my seat and being quiet - quite literally "keeping my head down".

I'll be fine by about Friday evening.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:09, closed)

Something in the way she moves,
Attracts me like no other lover.
Something in the way she woowoowoos me.
I don't want to leave her now,
You know I believe and how.
Parp parp parp paarp parp parp.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:45, closed)

Bow wow wow wow. bow,WOW!!!!

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:50, closed)

C30 C60 C90 Go!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:05, closed)

I saw her live at an Adam Ant gig at new year.
She was the best part of it. Adam Ant was fucking terrible - we walked out after about three songs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:11, closed)

I reckon social services should have stepped in and stopped the Adam Ant tour.
He's clearly still not a well man.

edit: Gary Numan on the other hand has clearly taken some sort of freakish everlasting youth potion. I think he keeps Paul Gardiners body in a basement and bathes in its oozings.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:24, closed)

You just need a Portuguese police bit and you've got the set.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:43, closed)