Down on the Farm
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
once i went to a farm and a goose chased me and i didn't like it.
have i won?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:30,
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I was chased by a swan on a farm
They are all owned by the Queen or something so I'm afraid you come second
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Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:33,
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:(
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:36,
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I was chased by the Queen on one of her farms.
Do I win £5?
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:42,
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Only if she was naked
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Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:42,
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possibly
but you lose the game of life
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The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:06,
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that's a bit mean.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20,
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Cool story bro
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:28,
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I think you probably do actually.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:39,
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