Down on the Farm
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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The metally disabled aren't allowed to vote, so you don't have a choice, peasant
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 16:41, 2 replies)
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 16:41, 2 replies)
My butler votes on my behalf. The other staff vote as they are told.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 16:42, closed)
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 16:42, closed)
What kind of help do you need?
Someone to help you get dressed in the mornings? Someone to remove the foreign objects from your anus? Someone to give you a damn good slap around the face every once in a while? Or just someone to help you keep tally of how many sailors' cocks you've sucked today?
We're waiting for your call.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 17:38, closed)
Someone to help you get dressed in the mornings? Someone to remove the foreign objects from your anus? Someone to give you a damn good slap around the face every once in a while? Or just someone to help you keep tally of how many sailors' cocks you've sucked today?
We're waiting for your call.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 17:38, closed)
Steel yourself lad, I don't think he got the irony.
He may be a bit rusty, or so I'm lead to believe. Still, there's a silver of hope.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 17:40, closed)
He may be a bit rusty, or so I'm lead to believe. Still, there's a silver of hope.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 17:40, closed)
I have a pack of Halls throat sweets
on my head.
I'm menthally disabled.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:33, closed)
on my head.
I'm menthally disabled.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:33, closed)
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