Although surprisingly comfortable....
Once, running with a barrow up a wet plank of wood on a muck heap, the inevitable happened and over I went.

The slow-motion fall gave me plenty of time to know I'm going to be landing in hemp and horse dung, but when the 'man hit the shit' so to speak I must admit it was more like a nice warm (if slightly smelly) bed.

Most importantly, no-one saw it.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:50, 1 reply)

This is how it starts
www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/pervert-with-fetish-for-cow-manure-is-locked-up-6384125.html
( le brian, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:01, closed)

I'm no pervert.
That's cows. Horses are completely different...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:01, closed)