I saw a tractor once.
The farmer was using it to tow a trailer full of hay bales, and drove to a nearby field where he unloaded them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:08, 8 replies)

Why would he be taking hay to a field?
Surely it would be the other way around.

I'm calling Internet lies on this one.
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:21, closed)

Yup, that was my first thought too
Do your research.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:31, closed)

Because his wife went to Jamaica.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:55, closed)

If there were cows in said field, he would be feeding them

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:33, closed)

^What fat girl said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:44, closed)

Oh dear.
As any 4-year-old will tell you, fields have grass in. That's what cows eat when they're outside. Even if you did want to feed your cattle hay, you un-bale it first to make sure the cows don't choke on the twine.

Hay is kept in a nice dry loft for winter when there's not enough eating matter.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:49, closed)

this gets a click
for sheer levels of awesome
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, closed)

I have to admit
if you can see past the obvious falsehoods portrayed, it is a magnificent story.
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:25, closed)