fuck off, you cock
getting woken early on a fine and sunny summer's morning by a cockerel giving it the full doodle-doo is actually quite pleasant.
if he's still doing it 3 hours later, it begins to lose its appeal.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:06, 4 replies)

This.
Also lambing season is a nightmare for a hungover teen as the bleating little fuckers don't give you a moment of peace when your bedroom backs upto one of the fields.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, closed)

i was lucky
my aunt's house backed onto the farm, but the only sheep were 3 fields away. we did find out that geese like carrots, though.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:02, closed)

I was in the pub once
and told the farmer that his cockerel in the field opposite my house was crowing at 3am, when it was still dark.

He said he would 'sort it' and I never heard from it again. Perhaps he gave it a polite talking to?
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:13, closed)

or a sage and onion enema

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2012, 11:06, closed)