Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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I was in the pub onceand told the farmer that his cockerel in the field opposite my house was crowing at 3am, when it was still dark.
He said he would 'sort it' and I never heard from it again. Perhaps he gave it a polite talking to?
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:13,
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or a sage and onion enema(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2012, 11:06,
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