Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Favourite farm joke....with apologies to Billy Connolly, who tells it much better but would be tl:dr for here......
Back in the day it was the thing for "poor, deprived " inner city kids to be taken on school trips to see "the country" by way of visiting a farm. After one such trip a young lad is bring quizzed by his Dad.....
"Did you enjoy the farm trip, son?"
"Oh yes Dad very much"
"What did you see?"
"We saw a field of cows, a field of pigs, a field of fuckers, a f-"
"WHAT???"
"A field of cows, a- "
"No - after that!"
"A field of fuckers?"
"How dare you use such language! There is no such thing! "
"Well he called them heifers, but *we* knew what he meant....."
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
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