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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:11, 8 replies)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:24, closed)
Like a transformer robot?

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30, closed)
No it didn't have the right clock.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, closed)
potato shuuurly

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:34, closed)
You mean Cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43, closed)
Again!
Again!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:39, closed)
This reminds me of a story I once heard.
If it moves and it shouldn't use gaffa tape.

If it doesn't move and it should, use a potato.

I have dined out on that one for many years.
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:59, closed)
Eats shoots and leaves?

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:01, closed)

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